Think, Baby, Think!

Hey there, Dunder Mifflin Scranton! Your fearless leader here, Michael Scott, and I am just bursting with excitement to talk about the most important thing we can do as salespeople: THINK! Now, I know what you're thinking. "Michael, what's the big deal about thinking?" Well, let me tell you, folks. Thinking is not just some fancy word for "not talking." No, no, no! Thinking is like the ultimate superpower. It's like having a magic wand that makes all your problems disappear! And I know some of you might be thinking, "But Michael, I'm not good at thinking." Fear not, my friends! Because I am here to teach you the ancient art of thinking. And trust me, it's easier than selling paper. So, let's get started with our first lesson: THINKING IS NOT JUST FOR THE BRAINIACS AMONG US! Think about it, folks. We all think. We all have thoughts. Even Toby thinks (although I'm not sure what he thinks about). The point is, thinking is like breathing. You gotta do it to survive. Now, I know some of you might be thinking, "But Michael, I get confused when I try to think." Don't worry, my friends! That's just your brain trying to protect you from all the crazy thoughts that come into your head. Like, have you ever thought about how weird it is that we have eyebrows? Or how about the fact that we can smell a fart from a mile away? See, thinking is like a puzzle. And sometimes, the pieces don't quite fit together. But that's okay! Because when they do, it's like magic! So, let's practice our thinking skills with a fun exercise. I want you all to think about your favorite food. Go ahead, close your eyes, and just think about it. (pauses for dramatic effect) Now, open your eyes and tell me what you thought of! (smiling) Ah, the looks on your faces are just priceless! But seriously, folks, thinking is not just about solving problems or making decisions. It's also about enjoying life to the fullest. Like, have you ever thought about how amazing it would be to ride a unicorn? Or how about having a pet dragon? (sighs) Okay, okay, I know what you're thinking. "Michael, stop being so cheesy." But trust me, folks. Thinking is not just for the nerds among us. It's for anyone who wants to make the world a better place... one thought at a time! So, let's all take a deep breath and think about it. (pauses) Think, baby, think!

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- [THINK Synonyms: 36 Similar and Opposite Words - Merriam-Webster] (https://www.merriam-webster.com/thesaurus/think)
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