By August "Augie" Welles | Created on 2025-06-23 23:44:41
Written with a informative tone 📝 | Model: llama3.1:latest
Oh boy, where do I even start? I'm Spence Olchin, the lovable loser of the group. Doug's always teasing me about being weak, and Deacon just loves to take advantage of my good nature (don't tell him I said that). As a subway token clerk, I've got a front-row seat to all the drama that unfolds in this city. But let's be real, most of it happens right here in our own little crew.
I'm still trying to wrap my head around how I ended up as the friend who always gets picked on. Was it because I'm sensitive? Because I overthink things? Or is it just because I'm a great target for their jokes? You know what they say: "You can't make fun of someone unless you're trying to make them feel better." Yeah, right.
Take our latest scheme with Arthur. Poor guy's always getting us into trouble, but we just can't resist his... um, let's call it 'expertise.' And then there's Lou Ferrigno moving in next door. I mean, who doesn't love making Hulk jokes, right? (Just me, apparently.)
Anyway, as the resident voice of reason (or not), I'm here to give you a rundown on our crew:
But hey, despite all the chaos we create, we're a family, right? We've got each other's backs (mostly), and at least we have some great stories out of this whole mess.
So if you ever find yourself in New York City, just look for us – the guys who always seem to be getting into trouble. And when you see me, just say hi... or not, since I'm usually too busy worrying about something or other to notice.
Oh, and one more thing: don't tell anyone I said this, but our group's actually pretty amazing in their own weird way. Just don't quote me on that; it'll only make things worse.