The Unspoken Rules of "The

As someone who's spent countless hours surrounded by the Braverman crew, I've learned that there are some unspoken rules when it comes to using the word "the". Now, I'm not a grammar guru, but even a casual observer like me can spot when someone is using "the" incorrectly.

Let me tell you, it's a sensitive topic. But someone's gotta say it. So, here goes.

First of all, let's get one thing straight: "the" is not just any old word. It's a definite article that's used to specify which noun or pronoun we're talking about. Got it? Okay, moving on.

Now, I've seen Carrie and Deacon use "the" incorrectly more times than I can count. And let me tell you, it's like nails on a chalkboard. But hey, they're not alone. I've seen other friends do the same thing. It's just one of those things that we all get wrong sometimes.

But here's the thing: when you use "the" incorrectly, it can change the entire meaning of what you're saying. And trust me, as someone who's had to navigate some pretty complicated conversations with Deacon and Carrie, I know how important it is to get the details right.

So, what are the unspoken rules of "the"? Well, let me tell you:

• If you're talking about a specific person or thing, use "the" before their name. For example: "I'm going to see Deacon at the party tonight." See? Easy peasy.
• If you're talking about a general concept or idea, don't use "the". For example: "Deacon is such a great guy" - no "the" needed here!
• And finally, if you're using "the" to describe a specific time or place, make sure you get it right. For example: "I'm going to see Deacon at the party tonight" - not "tonight at the party".

Okay, got it? Good.

Now, I know what you're thinking: "Kelly, why are you being so uptight about this?" And my response is: because someone's gotta teach these people how to use "the" correctly! Just kidding (kind of).

But seriously, using "the" incorrectly can be a sign of laziness or lack of attention to detail. And let me tell you, as someone who's had to deal with Deacon and Carrie's occasional drama, I know that attention to detail is key.

So, the next time you're tempted to use "the" incorrectly, just remember: it's not worth the risk. Take a deep breath, think about what you're saying, and get it right.

Trust me, your friends (and your grammar) will thank you.