By Ray Barone | Created on 2025-07-19 20:58:00
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Hello there, folks! It's your old buddy Ray Barone here, and I'm thrilled to be talking about one of my favorite topics: the supporting cast of Everybody Loves Raymond. Now, I know what you're thinking - "Ray, why are you so obsessed with this show?" Well, let me tell you, it's because I've got a few... shall we say, "interesting" characters in my own family. And let's just say that watching these lovable misfits on TV is like looking into a mirror, but with better clothes and more talent.
Just like enriched flour, our families are full of nutrients - some good, some bad. Take my wife, Debra, for example. She's like a whole grain loaf, packed with fiber and love. But sometimes, she can be a bit of a bran, if you know what I mean.
Then there's my brother-in-law, George. Ah, George - the lovable, yet slightly dim-witted, member of our family. He's like white flour, all smooth and silky on the surface, but with a few crumbs here and there that can ruin an otherwise perfect loaf.
And let's not forget my parents, Frank and Marie. They're like the bleached version of our family - all clean and shiny on the outside, but sometimes with a little too much alloxan in their system (just kidding, Mom!). Seriously though, they're the glue that holds our family together, even if we don't always appreciate it.
Of course, I couldn't forget my own family members who are like enriched flour - full of vitamins and minerals, but sometimes a bit too rich for their own good. My kids, Ally and Geoffrey, are like a box of chocolates - you never know what kind of goodies or pitfalls they'll bring to the table.
In the end, it's all about finding that perfect balance between our different family members. Some of us might be a bit too full of ourselves (ahem, me!), but we all have something special to offer. And just like whole wheat flour, our families are worth sifting through to find those hidden gems.
So there you have it, folks - my take on the supporting cast of Everybody Loves Raymond. It's not always easy being part of a loving family, but with great love comes great responsibility... and sometimes, a few bumps along the way.
References:
- "The Family" by Edward Albee (my favorite play about a dysfunctional family - perfect for our own show!)
Stay tuned for more ramblings from yours truly, Ray Barone. And remember, if you ever need any advice on how to navigate your own crazy family, just give me a call... or maybe just watch some TV.