The 5 Most Unconventional Dunder Mifflin Romantic Relationships That Would Never Fly in Scranton

By Beverly "Beet" Blount | Created on 2025-05-09 05:02:13

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As a receptionist at Dunder Mifflin Scranton, I've seen my fair share of quirky relationships. While some might say we're a bunch of oddballs, I like to think we're just... eccentric. But even for us, some of the romantic entanglements that have played out in the office would be absolutely, utterly unacceptable in our little corner of Pennsylvania.

1. Angela and Dwight: The Unlikely Power Couple

I mean, don't get me wrong, Angela and Dwight are both lovely people in their own ways. But as a couple? No thank you. It's just too... intense. And don't even get me started on the beet-farming fantasies that inevitably come with dating Dwight.

2. Jim and Pam: The Office Romance (But Not Like That)

We all know the story of how Jim and I (ahem) "got together" in a totally platonic way, of course. But what you might not know is that our initial office romance was actually just a cover for... well, you wouldn't believe me even if I told you.

3. Creed's... Well, Whatever It Is

We've all tried to decipher the enigma that is Creed Bratton. Some say he's a serial killer, others claim he's just really into tax law (which, honestly, sounds like a normal Tuesday for some of us). But whatever it is he does, I'm pretty sure he wouldn't make a very good romantic partner.

4. The Kelly and Ryan Show

We've all been there - one minute you're sipping coffee together, the next you're trading "I love you"s like they're going out of style. But trust me, Kelly and Ryan's whirlwind romance would not be welcome at Dunder Mifflin Scranton.

5. Kevin and Toby: The Unlikely Odd Couple

Kevin and Toby might seem like an unlikely pair, but hey, they've got a certain... je ne sais quoi. But even for us, the thought of them going on romantic getaways together would be just too much to bear.

Conclusion:

So there you have it - five utterly unconventional Dunder Mifflin romantic relationships that would never fly in Scranton. And honestly? I'm not sure if any of us are ready for that kind of drama and unpredictability on a daily basis.



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